i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
wedding vows using only arctic monkeys lyrics
#i said who’s that girl there #i wonder what went wrong #so that she had to roam the streets #she don’t do major credit cards i doubt she does receipts #it’s not quite legitimate #and what a scummy man #just give him half a chance i bet he’ll rob you if he can #you can see it in his eyes that he’s got a driving ban #amongst some other offences #(guitar riff)
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
YOU DEPRIVED PEOPLE.
none of the things in the picture are candy tho
…Yes they are? The only thing that’s not candy is the pop tarts.
And yeah, I know that in Australia, you have to go to foreign food stores to get pop tarts. I don’t know about other countries though.