pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via im-sooo-changable)

lordstunfisk:

jays-bite-o-chili:

ltmstumtum:

Found my new dentist. 

Oh my god

watch the only people who dont get this be devout christans who dislike the disney channel, and people who were born a generation too late

Wait, is this a real place?

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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(via swaggymidget)

new-slaves:

matiasjqm:

new-slaves:

Idc what anybody says, tattoos are hot. On: guys, girls, your grandma, a stray cat, it doesn’t matter tattoos are HOt

"A stray cat"

Eeeespecially a “stray cat”

(via swaggymidget)

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

(via im-sooo-changable)

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via im-sooo-changable)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via swaggymidget)

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

(via wingless--butterfly)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(via im-sooo-changable)

nialllhoran:

kawaiirostam:

wedding vows using only arctic monkeys lyrics

         

(via im-sooo-changable)

metrowolf:

lucifer-is-that-weird-uncle:

what-the-hells-going-on:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

NO GUSHERS???????????

YOU DEPRIVED PEOPLE.

none of the things in the picture are candy tho

…Yes they are? The only thing that’s not candy is the pop tarts.
And yeah, I know that in Australia, you have to go to foreign food stores to get pop tarts. I don’t know about other countries though.

(via honeysweetiepie)